May 2013
170 posts
heysammy:
woah girl are you from france ‘cause
madamn
cokeflow:
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
oomshi:
basically any picture of me prior to current time is embarrassing
neophyteredglare:
edgay:
im quitting tumblr
ok see u tomorrow
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
fakeyouout:
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
meladoodle:
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
circumcisions:
vvorldwideweb:
unzip your pants and show me your personality
im a little cocky
svau:
You don’t know how much someone is worth to you
until you sell them
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
rnedia:
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
jellyworld:
why cant babies talk are they stupid or something
eleanorjanestyle:
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
elricbrother:
My sexual orientation is straight
to the computer when I wake up
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
how do you start your homework before midnight i need the cheat code
aanubis:
a horror movie called ‘the thirst’ starring people who tag their selfies w their sexuality
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
oh-woah-dope:
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
rnackenzie:
you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
not feelin this “school” thing tomorrow
nosdrinker:
next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
ostracizedpoodle:
who am i shaving for
imorb:
how do snakes have sex
i mean they’re
fuckin
noodles
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
cheyonce:
simonefiasco:
i don’t like the division between black girls with natural hair & black girls with perms…
not every girl with a perm is suffering from self hatred.
and not every girl rocking a bantu knot out wants to be greeted with a black power fist and be called ‘my nubian sista’.
quit with the stank faces.
you see a girl with no edges? help her out.
damn.
My...
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
Internet:
sodamnrelatable:
LOSE A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK:
LOSE A FOLLOWER ON TUMBLR:
That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter...
laugh-addict:
“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of crap.”
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yagazieemezi:
‘Stop being overdramatic,’ they say.
‘I dont know what you mean,’ I say as I descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist.
actionfighter:
no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet
when i hear someone in public say "tumblr"
sodamnrelatable:
“what you know about that”
