..Becky's World..

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

(via ruinedchildhood)

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

(via blackandkillingit)

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

(via ruinedchildhood)

radgreymon:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

(via lolsomeone-actually)

imsammarie said: You love All girls except white girls 😞

dynastylnoire:

jonesydaking:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

This post is gold

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(via ruinedchildhood)

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

(via flochimby)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via ruinedchildhood)

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via ruinedchildhood)

heyitspj:

*12 year old voice* i know who you like

(via ruinedchildhood)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via ruinedchildhood)

irenigg:

burrbiebitch:

8 cent a day and the nigga still don’t got pants where the hell my money going?

to his jig instructors

(via tsarcasm)

phallocentricfascism:

phallocentricfascism:

"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"

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the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American

(via rosiedoll)

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

(Source: flip5600, via lulz-time)