18 5 / 2013

circumcising:

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

(via esexist)

18 5 / 2013

sodamnrelatable:

LOSE A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK:

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LOSE A FOLLOWER ON TUMBLR:

 

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(Source: withoutptvthereisnome, via humortastic)

18 5 / 2013

laugh-addict:

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“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of crap.”

(Source: ayeitsairon, via humortastic)

17 5 / 2013

maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.


This looks like something I’d do..

maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.

This looks like something I’d do..

(Source: kurtbraunohler, via humortastic)

17 5 / 2013

16 5 / 2013

yagazieemezi:

‘Stop being overdramatic,’ they say.

‘I dont know what you mean,’ I say as I descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist.

(Source: the-lonely-scottish-guy, via ethiopienne)

16 5 / 2013

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

(Source: weirdalfan, via humortastic)

16 5 / 2013

16 5 / 2013

15 5 / 2013

meanplastic:

omg

15 5 / 2013

15 5 / 2013

15 5 / 2013

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

(Source: nosdrinker, via humortastic)

15 5 / 2013

icwok:

send me nudes and i’ll rate your parents’ disappointment 

(via humortastic)

15 5 / 2013


Having someone walk in on you, while taking selfies.

Having someone walk in on you, while taking selfies.

(Source: llvnos, via humortastic)